Archive for the 'Overheard in Hong Kong' Category

:: Overheard in Hong Kong – Large Americans

July 14, 2009

Large group of large Americans on the Soho Midlevels escalator, after they blocked the “fast lane.”

American lady, “You know, it doesn’t make any sense. They drive on the left side of the road here, but the slow lane on the escalator is on the right.”

0_o

:: Overheard in Hong Kong – Cafe O

May 8, 2009

White guy to girl, “There were no witnesses.”

I looked up from my book, then they spoke in hushed tones. O_o I scurried home.

Worst pick up line. So much fail ::

March 30, 2009

Says the drunk Aussie 17 year old to the Asian girl, “You’re not yellow, you’re GOLDEN.”

Fail. 

This falls into the “overheard in Hong Kong” category.